In the past, she started rubbing my feet one day. I asked her, why are you being nice to me all of the sudden. She blew up and went off about me appreciating her. I did appreciate it, but when I ask about these types of things I'm walking into a mine field.

The nicest answer she's ever given in one of these moods has been, "Can't a wife do nice things for husband?" That is the clearest answer I've ever gotten.