All such great suggestions!! RRU96 - you're a hoot!! I'm a short fatty - five foot one and a bit of a rolly polly - although I've recently lost 10kg. So I want to say I'm a Ballerina and see what people say??!! lol

HereIamBp - I absolutely LOVE the between jobs idea. It's true and it is a great one to stop them in their tracks, and doesn't get their attention - it's a mild response. But I won't tell them I'm THREE YEARS between jobs! lol