Thanks Rohag.

I guess I should have reworded part of my post. I do want to "retire" from this, but a part of me would feel too guilty, especially if something ever did happen to one of them. I do feel that I have always been the most mature person in my family... even when I was little. I definitely have the most common sense and it's exhausting sometimes. In fact, just ten minutes ago I finished today's round of damage control between the two of them and for the time being, everyone is calm.

And thanks for the link as well. I'll have to check it out.