Haha Shangrala your story in the toilet reminded me of something I did years ago.
I have a friend who's family is Mormon and they'd always get these Mormons from America staying in their house. She invited me to her church one sunday (I'm agnostic myself, but what the hell) (wait does anyone else see the irony in that last comment?). Well anyway, we went to the bathroom during that sunday school thing after service and I was busting to pee so much that I barely even made it. In fact when I went to sit down I completely forgot to put the lid up. It was too late for me to do anything so I just went, and my friend could here me laughing so she looked over and saw what I'd done.
Lucky it wasn't so embarrassing as it was highly amusing...