Oh I've got another good one too,

I"m attached to my phone, I always carry my phone with me, so much that it's so familar to carry that I forget I have it with me
I got to the store one time and just couldn't find my phone in my purse at all, Well lo and behold my phone rings, I answer it and I"m still digging through my purse, my mom asked me what I was doing and I replied "I can't find my phone, did I leave it at the house?" She busted into hysterical laughter, I then realized I had my phone, and I was talking on it.....