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Old May 03, 2010, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Sameera View Post
(chuckles)

Also if you ask they will all be funny, brilliant and great looking.

There is a whole bit you get to learn in psychology about how almost everyone (those who don't have any sort of disorder or anything) believes themselves to be "above average".

Pretty much anytime you ask anyone about one of their traits they will believe that they are doing just a little bit better than everyone else, on average. Of course this can't be true for everyone, that doesn't stop people from thinking so though.

Anyway, thanks for the laugh, I needed it.
Exactly.....As I'm going through profiles and reading them thinking that all these guys think they are brilliant, funny, laid back, easy going, handsome....such a wonderful world!!!!

Do you want to hear something really funny? well....there it is....

while back, last year, I signed up for another dating site for a month....I got email from one of the guys....a long email telling me everything about his life including having kids, being separated and bla bla bla.....anyway....I don't know why, but I went out for a coffee with him....GOD forgive me right now....he didn't look like close to his pictures at all.....I'm sitting there thinking how to leave ASAP and catch up with rest of my Sunday....He's sitting there talking about all these girls that he met on online dating within 6 month.....he told me "he slept with all the girls either in the first date or the second dates"....I said...."wow....really?"....he said...."just wait you will find out at the end of today!!!!".....now....Marjan is freaking out....Marjan is thinking...."on my dead body....you f&@$#ing stupid, ugly second hand sex toy....I don't want you"...I keep saying..."sorry, I got to go"....he said "just one more story!"....and he tells me another creepy story about one of those girls that he met online and they slept with him....now I feel sick to my stomach....I want to scape and hide in the corner of my home.....
now, I'm saying good bye to him....we were close to a garbage can in the middle of the lot....he's trying to get closer to me, probably to get a hug or a kiss....I'm walking away....it felt he's chasing me around the garbage can!!!! Honesty, he was one step forward towards me, I was two steps backward around the garbage can....hehehehe.....I said goodbye.....jumped into my car and drove fast to home....got an email from him that he's so sorry for talking too much....and bla bla bla.....whatever.....
I didn't meet anybody else on that site anymore......
I think now I know it's better to be dateless rather than going out with creepy guys!!!!
But of course, I called my girlfriend and we had a big laugh out of it....