I almost got in to a fight and put in jail 2 days ago. My son and me and my nephew went to the bigger, small town to get some football gear. It was so hard for me to get out but HAD to. Well I have some colon problems and I had a cramp from heck and had to go and go then(to the bathroom) so I stopped at the closest gas station. It wasn't really busy and got to go straight in to the bathroom. So, I am sitting there doing my business, thought I was going to pass out but anyway, "KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK" at the door and I say very loud. "SOMEONE IS IN HERE" Oh there was no way this was going to be a quick thing so I keep doing my business and not even 10 seconds later"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK" and I say "SOMEONE IS IN HERE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO TO THE MEN's". She just kept on knocking, needless to say I had to try my best and got up and washed my hands and was so P****D off. I was fixing to go off on who ever was out there. I open the door and low and behold it was a nurse. She had gotten GAS ON HER HANDS AND NEEDED TO GET IT OFF. I said" oh, H*LL NO! I got up for that. " So I told her,"You b should know that when you go in there to wash your precious hands, I hope the smell knocks you out, you stupid B***H". she said "EXCUSE ME" and I said "YOU HEARD ME". I was still in severe pain. She said "WELL YOU WERE TAKING ENTIRELY TO LONG" . I walked out and waited and my son(16) was begging for me not to say anything else, so I just watched her come out and followed her all the way to WalMart. Parked right beside her and just sat there. She grabbed her phone and I high tailed it out of there! LOL Not really funny and you could probably care less but had to get that out. JUST SAYING.