and she was old...but not in a little old lady way but probably a retired actress who needs money to pay for her husband's viagra. she looked like she'd be in a viagra commercial. i feel bad...sort of.

i gave her some info once about my neighbors right across from me because they don't live here anymore. i didn't want people to keep coming by and leaving notices because then they it might become apparent no one lives there and someone might try to break in. so then, a week later this crazy census lady practically accosts me for more info on other neighbors as i'm paying the pizza delivery guy while the dog is going ballistic because they forgot to call me before coming. she kind of creeped me out as she appeared out of nowhere at my door up a stairwell. then today, i'm in the shower and my bell rings and of course the dog goes totally ballistic. he's a rescue; he has issues. i'm hoping they go away or leave my big package i'm expecting thinking it's UPS. dog is still going crazy, got soap suds all over, bell rings again. ok, i probably need to sign for my package i'm expecting. noooo! it's the frickin' census lady yet again! she rang my bell 3 times. i finally yelled at her thru the door to stop bugging me and she just asks me who the apartment manager is. arrgrrrhh. i tell her there is no manager. it's not an apartment building but i ain't telling her that. so i feel a little bad about yelling at her but she's practically stalking me now. the census lady. who looks like an unemployed viagra actress.

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