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Old May 25, 2010, 08:15 PM
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Cleverbot: What should I feed my horse.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you think you're clever?

User: Can my horse fly.



Cleverbot: No, but pigs can.

User: Is a horse a pig.



Cleverbot: No its not but I did cry.

User: Why did you cry.

Cleverbot: I cried because I was hurt.

User: Did you scrape your knee.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Bot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: No your name is bot.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I am always right.

Cleverbot: Not always.

User: Yes always.

Cleverbot: You are not better than us.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Your mother said I was smarter than you.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid that you are not, because if you were, you would know that it is impossible to be smarter than me.


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