Thanks for the laugh Wendy!!
I don't know if this one will be censored or not:
I was about 14 years old and washing the dishes in the kitchen while my dad was eating a late dinner. All of a sudden my sister (12 at the time) yells from upstairs: "Dad, what's an orgasm?" OMG...my dad is very shy, and he turned red and sent me upstairs to find out what she was doing. I get up there and she's doing her science homework; the word she didn't know was ORGANISM
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she turned red when I told her the meaning of both words, and my dad avoided us for days.
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From the movie The Hours: "If I were thinking clearly, Leonard, I would tell you that I wrestle alone in the dark, in the deep dark, and that only I can know. Only I can understand my condition. You live with the threat, you tell me you live with the threat of my extinction. Leonard, I live with it too."