Wisewoman,
I think we should get some apples. I'll show you how to carve them into apple heads for making dolls. I'll show you how to dry them. While they dry we can make the doll bodies. We'll use straw. Its harvest time. When the little heads are dry we can put the dolls together, one for each jerk, and sit them out on the porch where they will grow old and wrinkled and smaller. They are dead already, you know. They're history. We don't even need to put pins in them cause they are rotting inside. That can't feel good. Then when they start to stink we'll throw them out with the rest of the trash.
If you want, and if I lived next-door, thats what we'd do.
TC