well, if anyone wants to really, really laugh. read about my dream that i had last night.

i was living with my parents and Simon Cowell came to visit us. he was very charming and we were all enjoying him a lot. my parents went to bed and he went to bed in our guest room. i was the age that i am now and so was Simon.

my bedroom was very victorian, frilly and really pretty. i was sleeping in a very flowing, thin and flattering nightgown. i was slowly dozing off to sleep and guess who came into my room? Simon did. he chatted a bit and one thing led to another and we ravaged each other. i woke up and thought about that for awhile. laughed. went back to sleep and dreamed about it again.

i've always been a big fan of American Idol and admire Simon Cowell because he always says what he thinks. but ravaging him? it was delightful.