lol..... guess that shows my "computer smarts"... As long as I don't put the keyboard in the dishwasher, there is still hope for me..

Have always just plugged a mouse in and all was well. Could scurry about here and there with no problems. This new mouse, well the right click doesn't do much, the left click takes me to places I don't want to go. The middle click, well I have no idea what it does. And things do mysteriously get deleted without my command.

I thougt a mouse was a mouse. Some have red balls.. Some have red lights. This mouse is ball less and no red lights.. Just a simple mouse. Should be easy.. Right!