There's a lot of teeshirts/sweatshirts I like like that:
I hate it when my cat thinks outside the box.
Better management through finger pointing.
Everything I say is fully substantiated by my own opinion.
Exercise your right to be lazy!
I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do.
I'm sick of political ads and I approved this message.
The dog ate my lesson plan (for a teacher)
No one ever suspects the short ones.
Patience is a virtue but flipping someone off feels better.
My life is loosely based on a true story.
Legally Bland
All that twitters is not gold
Can't complain. . . but I still do
National Sarcasm Society
Like we need your support
A fountain of useless information
If it weren't for crazy I'd never go anywhere
I can read in the dark because I went to night school
I came, I saw, I capitulated
A star in many police chase videos
It must be tough dancing without your organ grinder
Probably don't recognize me without my cape
My garage needs me now. The least I can do is be there for it.
Reality. TV. Two reasons why I read.
If today is the present, I hope someone kept the receipt.
I'm not aging I'm fermenting.
Multitasking: The art of messing up several things at once
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"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance." ~Confucius
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