jobs I would like to do

cosmologist - won't happen because I suck at math
studio musician (trumpet) - won't happen because I am good but not great
reality TV star - won't happen because after 4 consecutive days of wearing an audio mic for 12-14 hours/day I realize I can't poo with an audience

jobs I would never want to do

day care worker - there is a reason I only had one child!
dentist - ewww, well at least they make good money though