God my accent I hate....

I am from the east coast of Scotland and its typically known for us East coasters to have a very broad accent/twang.

My dialect is Dundonian and its the most horrible axxent ever. My parents are not broad Dundonians so I do not speak in my native twang. A lot of people can not place my accent. Dundonians say "eh" a lot start/middle/end of a conversation. Then there is our reknown phrase "eh, eh want eh peh" TRANSLATION "yes, I want a pie"

Anyways I hate my dialect but cant really do anything about that I guess