On the lighter side: bet you did not ever thinj there was a lighter side did you? Some statements might be tasteless. None of my bed bugs show signs of bipolar. They drink what I take with every slurp! Could probably change my user name to Lepordgirl. When on a hot date the line is "lets go back to YOUR place" as apposed to MY place. My bedbugs wet dreams would be if I was paralized. If I ever want to become an entimologist, I have a headstart. Compared to bedbugs, fleas are boring. You know the bedbug population is increasing when cons get in on the action by dressing as exterminators and telling people they need to spray and then bill them for hundreds of dollars, you buy stock in anti-histimines and you quite well. Barnimus Collins starts looking like just another bed bug. Back scratchers become really popular gifts. Terrorists start looking at the bed bug as a possible bio weapon. You talk about or write about the bugs, people start scratching (STOP THAT). Hot water feels better than sex.