I couldn't agree more with you about internet dating! Not that the men have the market cornered on this one but...90% of the men are only wanting a "special friend" and nothing more aka players.
(Have a bucket to collect your urine...you will need it after reading this...because you will laugh so hard!)
The last and final internet date I had was with a man that was very nice and intelligent. He later informed me as we were kissing that he had genital warts! Thank God that we didnt have sex! OMG