My, my, my! What a wonderful, bright, respectful child! You don't need your mouth washed out with lye soap, do you??

If I thought it would do any good, I'd feel sorry for you, Ian, but I don't. You'll learn some really cold, hard lessons in your young life about being so angry and hostile to people.

You think you know it all? Think again!

Tsk! Tsk! Tsk!

He's making a list and checking it twice...