I have to say I'm trying not to laugh about the pants and your hat, but it is kinda funny! Especially the pants part I have a friend who is a big guy (technically obese) and he had his pants split in an airport while he was racing to make a connection...he didn't have any spares with him, so had to make the whole flight that way! No good suggestions about your hat (super glue, maybe? ), but as for the job, at least you haven't been turned down yet, and the other guy didn't hear either, so it wasn't just you...guess that makes it sort of okay for now? It definitely sucks being called by a collections agent (I worked collections for a while and I can tell you that that end sucks just as much!), but it was great that the lady was so understanding.

Glad to know you can laugh about it - but I would suggest you test the seams in your pants before you go to work tomorrow