This is actually the stuff:

http://www.hooharideglide.com/anti-chafing-skin-cream

I'm sure he did know, he just wasn't about to tell me! Hehehe, at least, not in front of my boyfriend? If I had been by myself, he probably would have thought I was trying to pick him up, hehehe.

And thanks for all the stories, they really have helped me feel better Everyone has those silly moments where we just want to go crawl in a hole, but we forget that when they happen to us! Thanks again, so much, everyone