Well, let's see. You could:
Find the permanent cure for depression....
Give me a whole load of money so I never had to work again....
Wave your magic wand over the other people in my house so they did things without me having to ask them...
Wave your wand over my classes so they were all perfectly behaved all the time...
Sack every member of OFSTED....

What about it? LOL!

Thanks for caring. Seriously, that's the best thing anyone can do for me - and so many people here are doing it. I think the rest is down to me - I'm off to take some valium!

Caroline