The Notorious Thread Killer was here
her motives ain't exactly clear
no worries, no cause for fear
though some may joke and jeer

A mind is a sad thing to lose
especially if you have the blues
that this thread will die is no news
though it serves well for now as a muse

Alas, the Notorious Thread Killer was here
her declaration has naught to do with beer
her scrawled mark looks like the hoof of a deer
May this thread last at least a year!