Never thought I'd be talking about my mammary glands on a public forum. My two sweeties are now turning yellow, as the bruises are breaking up. Alas, my body is "vertically-challenged," so the air bag damage was worse. When air bags first came out, short drivers often had their necks broken, and the doctors were still concerned enough to x-ray my neck to make sure. They also gave me an EKG, for fear my heart was also bruised.

My bra size fits into the "normal range," anyway. Bras are definitely not a one-size-fits-all deal. Pardon my wicked sense of humor, but why is it that men never have to tell THEIR male "statistics"? "Small, medium, and large"? Note: NO MAN EVER SEEMS TO GET THE "SMALL"! HA! I know because I've gone shopping in that department for the three males in my family.