I liked Anne Rice's vampires. There was something about that. I laugh at Meyer's blood drinking fairies.

Bella should be in therapy not because of some freudianism... but because of her depression, her issues with her parents (she is disrespectful brat), because of her codependence issues, because of her obsession with staying young (who throws a whinefest over being 18?), because of her abusing relationship with Sparklipants... well, that all actually goes for Meyer since Bella is her self-insert and is supposed to be a mature and wise character... and since she apparently thinks pedophilia is okay and that "hot and rich" are good personality traits.