A woman was expecting their first baby at any time. She had everything ready, and her husband had her suitcase in the car and the doctor's number to call when the contractions started.

Only, things in life don't work that way! Suddenly she screamed, "oh, honey, the baby is coming....NOW...CALL 911!!!

Hubby's face went pale, he went into total shock, and screamed "quick! what's their number!"