Therapy cats ARE real!

and far less work than droolers (dogs).
I am on my 2nd...my first has chosen to retire and just lay in the sun... except when she is beating the snot out of my new therapy cat because she wants her job back...only because he is doing it.
I've been triggering at water a lot so baths and showers have been rough...Little DC just sits on the side of the tub with one paw on me the whole time (unless I move someplace that would require sacrificing the dryness of two paws).
Both of mine just "got it" for the most part as soon as they moved in. We have done some additional training too.