Yesterday

T: so how was your week?
SAWE: Does anyone ever answer that question with, "fine" ?
T: Well I guess if you went to see yr Dr and he said "how do you feel?" and you said "oh fine, just fine", he would probably say...
SAWE: "So why are you here" -
T: Exactly.

So ...Charmin..... why do you go? Not for any of the good news you listed; there is something else.