Let it hereby be known that I am NOT a counselor, therapist, crisis intervention specialist, or any other such mental health provider.

If by any chance you are to the point of actively being suicidal, do not contact me with vague messages hoping I will pull you from the brink. I do not need the stress of feeling that something I did not do brought about your demise.

If unpleasant online activity pushes you to the point of needing medical attention, your problems are beyond any help I could offer, and I'm not very good at offering help in the first place.

If you're looking for idle chatter or humor to distract you, most likely I can help. If you're in full-blown crisis mode, contact someone IRL IN YOUR TOWN!!!!

And don't think by telling me I'm not being supportive enough that it will guilt me into being more supportive. If what I'm doing isn't to your liking, don't look to me to be an active participant in your support system.

Rant over.