Neat thread - and you are right - it is helpful to be able to laugh about things we have done during a panic attack. (BTW - I wont GET on a plane - so kudos to you ! )

My funniest story - went to a HUGE party - News Years Eve . Totally informal, country, roasted pig, country band - having a blast ! Needed to find the ladies room, only to learn there was ONE toilet in the whole place (it was a truck terminal's garage). I made my way through the people (had to be about 200), and found a LONG line for the one toilet - along with alot of drunks acting really obnoxious. As I was waiting - get more and more freaked out - some joker barfed all over himself. WELL - I have a phobia about vomiting, so I took off running (the best you can run thru a packed building of partiers). I came to a door way to get out into the largest room where everyone was, and some guy decided to block my way........on purpose................NOT SMART ! I barrelled through him like he wasnt there - knocking him flat on the floor, and literally stepped ON him to get outta there. ( I was never invited back to another party there - I wonder why???? Well - I guess I know why - that was the dude that owned the place. )

Ok folks.......share a laugh with us !