Thread: Funny Stuff
View Single Post
 
Old Dec 01, 2010, 04:05 AM
DancingAlone's Avatar
DancingAlone DancingAlone is offline
Grand Member
 
Member Since: Jun 2009
Posts: 583
Laws Still On The Books!

1. In ALABAMA, it's illegal to play dominoes on Sundays.
2. If a CALIFORNIA woman drives a car while wearing a housecoat, she's breaking the law.
3. People who flirt on the streets of NEW YORK can be fined $25.00.
4. In NORTH DAKOTA, it's illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.
5. In CONNECTICUT, you're not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.
6. No one in KENTUCKY may carry an ice cream cone in his pocket.
7. People in MASSACHUSETTS are not allowed to snore unless their windows are closed--and locked!
8. In NEBRASKA, parents can be arrested if their child burps during a church service.
9. No one in OKLAHOMA is allowed to make funny faces at a dog.
10. In PENNSYLVANIA, no man can purchase alcohol without written permission from his wife.
11. No one in GEORGIA is allowed to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
12. It's illegal to wake up a sleeping fireman in WISCONSIN.
13. All lollipops are banned in the state of WASHINGTON.
14. In ILLINOIS, it's illegal to eat in a place that's on fire.

Thanks for this!
lonegael, PTSDlovemycats, Rhiannonsmoon, roads, Winter Moon