I have had it. I have simply f'ing had it.

Today my surgeon's secretary and I sat down and thought of everything anyone could possibly want to know about my return to work. My doctor signed it fresh (he almost never personally signs anything, and one thing the HR ***** had objected to was use of his stamp) and we covered every damn base there was to cover.

F'ing ***** says "This is not acceptable. She has to use OUR form or it's not acceptable." (This is the first time, after 6 forms, that I've heard this.) If I don't have it in hand, I can't go back to work.

Naturally, my doctor's office is closed Thursday and Friday. So the earliest I can go back to work is Monday. I expect the mf'ing ***** to give up some of her vacation time to pay me back for the income she's f'ing me out of.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I'm steamed!!!!!!!!!

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