Hey, Lonegael... got just the thing! I have a xanex addicted grandmother (who takes a few of them and then wonders why she can't walk right) and her xanex addicted alcoholic daughter who chain smokes! Got a couple others on my mothers side too (a senile alcoholic with an attitude and a psychotic alcoholic with anorexia) if you have a caseload that needs filling just tell me your preferred poison I am sure I am related to at least one! I would be happy to ship, just PM me your address! LOL