So I had to fill my form out tonight on the jury duty deal...They asked what do I have special needs the court may need to take into consideration or something....so I put yes due to my panic attacks and anxiety attacks as well as medical needs... I will need a LOT of ice water , a place to pace, Kleenex I may sweat a lot, my meds available to me and meals at all times, a place to lay down, a bathroom near by because I get diarrhea when I am really freaked out.....
I busted out loling at the diarrhea cause nobody in their right mind would say that true or not....and I could not stop loling. So Mr. Dang I gotta take you for surgery....looks over and sez.......all snotty....."you cannot lie on that " I said I am not lying and mega loled more.....on commercial I read it too him and even he had to lol
That and all my replies to have I been a victim of this and that crime made me lol I wrote on the form...OK where do I start

and as I filled them all in I thought....wow I would not even want me on a jury