
Jan 07, 2011, 11:31 AM
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Member Since: Jun 2007
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 5,518
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Better yet.....store some kernels in your exhaust pipes, so when they pop they'll shoot out onto the street behind you. 
People will line the streets holding their empty bags and searching the horizon in anticipation of your arrival. Children will jump for joy as you spray them with popcorn. All thanks to you - and a little seed that turned into oil!
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