Reminds me of the old joke about the kid in church; the minister asked for a show of hands of all those who wanted to go to Heaven, everyone raised their hand but the kid so the minister asked for all those who wanted to go to Hell, no one raised their hand so the minister point blank addressed the kid, "Hey you didn't raise your hand, why not?" and the kid replied, "I don't want to go anywhere at all, I like it where I am!"