Ugh, I wish I could remember all the times I've had the whole inner dialogue thing come out! Answering questions that people never asked because something got stuck in my brain. Although, the confused looks on people's face is pretty funny.

I give speeches for work sometimes and I had one with about 200 prospectives. I had my speech memorized, but, in the audience, there was this woman with crazy green-yellow hair and this amazingly awful hat with a freaky little bird on it. In the middle of a sentence..."In summation, attendees are able to use our, how do you find a bird that matches your hair like that"...Um...Oops!!