You buy a large piece of furniture you can't afford and must assemble it by hand at midnight

You drive 70 mph to the grocery store and then buy everything but what is on the list.

You make a rude gesture at an 80-year-old woman who is moving too slow in the store. Yes, I did.

You keep talking not realizing everyone has left the room.

You dance to the piped-in music while waiting in line at the sub shop.

You text your T just to tell him how awesome you are.