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Old Jan 15, 2011, 02:02 PM
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These are killing me!!!! I could add about two thousand more. You know you're manic:

When you try to purchase two Oriental rugs that are on sale for seven thousand dollars, when you don't have a house to put them in and you've never bought a rug in your life

When you dance four and one half hours NON STOP when normally you couldn't be dragged onto a dance floor.

When you're writing three hundred post-it notes to yourself and covering the entire kitchen with them

When you do perfect block letters, perfectly centered first try on every post-it note in the kitchen

When you're giving a near perfect stranger one thousand dollars to cover his rent.

When you're getting out watercolor paints that you haven't used for thirty years.......about to create masterpieces.......and losing the thought in two hours

When you switch from rock to country music overnight

When you spend one hundred thirty two dollars on pens, notepads, and Post It Notes all at one time in the drugstore

When you just know God is holding every traffic light green for you at intersections

When you just know blue cars are "happy cars"

When you drop hundred dollar bills into the offering plates at a church you don't go to

When you get "religion" overnight and God is parting the clouds to speak to you personally

When you're confronting strangers about driving more safely with a baby in their car

When you've bought about two hundred belts and handbags with the idea of having "belt" and "handbag" parties

And so on........

And so on........

And so on.......