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My friend Lisa sent this to me and she doesn't usually send jokes unless they are really good and this one really made me laugh so I thought I would share it with you.
Jan
Cletus & Billy Bob
Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front
of an old green John Deere.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then
hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his
overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.
Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his
stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from
his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.
Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya
doing, Billy Bob?"
"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.
"But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom
d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to
a tractor."
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I appreciate long walks especially when taken by people who annoy me. Noel Coward
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