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Old Feb 04, 2011, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by ariesmars View Post
but im sick.. mom was sick and gave it to dad, now i woke up with it. they just coughing all over the house and NEVER cover they mouth like it is too much work. how do i get rid of it?
Not a doctor, ariesmars, but it doesn't sound all that terribly bad to me. You probably can get rid of it by watching television for three days straight. Or reading six books from your last library intake. Or sleeping an awful lot. Of course, if you develop a fever of 115 degrees, or break your leg, or your face turns chartreuse, it would be probably a good idea to go to the ER. But what do I know? Not only am I not a doctor, I'm not even a medicine man! A shaman! A witch doctor! If I were you, I'd eat lots and lots of McDonalds' take-out and $5 Little Caesar pizzas, with some Chinese thrown in for good measure. And I'd read "Alice in Wonderland" over and over and over.

And THEN THE DISEASE WILL BE GONE! Most of the time, anyway. If you wake up dead then you can complain. But DON'T FORGET MCDONALD'S! That's key to survival.

Take care!
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