OK, new and budding T's floating around (or old T's who don't think things through)...
If you are going to go so far as to use your mothers maiden name when buying your house DON'T send things to the Goodwill a mile from your office that have tags on them with your name, address and phone number! You are bound to get found out by some wise a* like me who just wants to call you to tell you to run across the street to Goodwill and take the tag off!!!

OK, had to get that out before I did it. Used to work with said T and it ended with "you will not do to me what my father did. This will be our last session" (said by her!). Which just ups my desire to be mischievous. Wouldn't ever harm her... Just have no self control when it comes to mischief.