(To the tune of Dancing in the Street by Martha & The Vandellas. First Draft. )

Calling out around the world
Are you ready for a brand new Yuck
Winter's here and the time is right
for blahing in the street
They're blahing in Chicago
Down in New Orleans
Up in New York City

All we need is Petunia, Queen Petunia
There'll be Petunia everywhere
There'll be potting watering flowers everywhere
blahing in the street

Oh it doesn't matter what you wear
Just as long as you are there
So come on ev'ry guy grab a girl
Ev'rywhere around the world
They'll be sighing
They're sighing in the street

This is an invitation
across the nation
a chance for folks to meet
There'll be blahing, bleching, elaborate venting
Yucking in the street
Philadelphia, PA
Baltimore and D.C. now
Can't forget the Motor City
All we need is Petunia, Queen Petunia
To lead us on our Yuck
There'll be groaning, moaning, sad music playing
Yelping in the street

Oh it doesn't matter what you cry
Just as long as you cry loud
So come on ev'ryone, grab your kleenex
Blow your nose, around the world

Blahing
They're Blahing in the street
Way down in L.A.
Every day
Blahing