I find it amazing how we can laugh about this horribly embarrassing and stressful ordeal I just went through! You know, I have never ever even touched her at all! Not even a teeny tiny bit. I often just want to tap her on the shoulder or grab her hand when I give her my check and say, "HA! I touched you! Did that freak you out?"

I wonder what she would do? Would she reprimand me? Laugh with me? Or we she give a dirty look like, "You are a sicko, Squiggle. Don't ever touch me again!"

One of these days I am going to sneak in a touch of some kind. Just to say, "I did it!" And to realize that she did not melt, scream, spray me with pepper spray, or call security to have me arrested!