We like the "blah drops keep falling on my head" for our national anthem.

Can Petunia as Queen, knight us all into the Court of Yucky Blah ? We would like to be a protector of our purple petalled monarch.

Perhaps we could be a Knight of the Bath & help to keep her water supply going by crying yuckily into her pot.

(we aren't laughing!!!!!! really!!!! we're very yucky & blah, & slimy, & sluggish )
rofl(shhh!!, no laughing here !!)