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Originally Posted by poetgirl76
Oh my goodness!
 I laughed until tears poured down my face and I choked!
I hope we aren't offending anyone, too.....because I am having a huge amount of fun with this and laughter is one of the sweetest medicines to take and it helps ease the frustrations that can come with grappling with such huge and complex and surprising emotions and issues that can come up in therapy.
......rolling around with her on the floor of her office or having her demonstrate how to use some of these toys she told me about!  
Also, usually I am so stinkin' inhibited and controlled I wouldn't imagine letting myself just hang loose and have this sort of fun, so I am going to enjoy this ride.....and hope it is a while before the roller coaster plunges back down! 
I think we should just all link arms and all be the leaders and dance down the yellow brick road, off to see the wizard! 
actually, I think squiggle has been the leader and got the party started!
hope you slept well, squiggle.....I guess it's pretty obvious I didn't sleep much! |
Okay, the yellow brick road? That's a bit scary at times. I don't like the Wicked Witch of the West! But then again, you could always attack her with a sex toy and shut her up! Unless she liked it and held you captive for a few days!
That would leave Cats, Squiggle, and Rainbow to head on over to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Now that is one place I could get happy in. NO, poetgirl.... not THAT kind of happy! But happy indulging myself in every kind of chocolate you can imagine.
But then again, I think they make
your toys in chocolate, don't they? Oh Crap! Shut UP! Stop whining. I can hear you all the way over here! We will buy you some chocolate toys just in case you ever get away from the Witch. I am sure at some point you will wear her out and find a way to escape in that blasted helium balloon!
At the Chocolate Factory, we would really have to keep an eye on Rainbow when we pass through Skittles Island. She may just get lost in there, get stuffed in a Skittles Bag and shipped off to who knows where. Only to find herself stuffed in a Halloween pumpkin bucket on Halloween night. Anxiously wondering if that would be the death of her. One happy kid, one lost Rainbow. Crunch....oopss there she goes......we will miss you, rainbow
Cats is in charge now. Where are we going?
If anyone else is reading this and wants to get away with us for a few days, please join in. I sure hope that this thread is not removed, so let's try to keep it as clean as we can so that does not happen!
Did you hear that poetgirl? Take care of your business so that you don't attack any of us on PC! Wherever Cats ends up taking us, I am not standing in line next to you, that's for sure! Squiggle will NOT be riding any rides with poetgirl until she promises she is cured and will behave herself!
Where is rainbow when you need her? Please get in here and help poetgirl stop thinking about doing stuff to her therapist!!! I am worried that she may get arrested!
Even though I took an Ambien, I was up until 4:00! I think I am definitley sleep deprived and my brain has gone to pot...or somewhere OUT THERE. I may have to take a detour from this Insanity and take a nap, but you can be sure that Squiggle will be back. I don't get vacation to Fantasy Land very often, so I would not miss this trip for the world.
PLEASE LET US HAVE FUN AND KEEP THIS THREAD GOING. IF WE BREAK A RULE LET ME KNOW AND WE WILL TAME IT DOWN. THANKS