So basically you want sex? You're liable to end up having children with someone who will end up not your friend.

Foul. Don't presume to know more about a situation than you actually do. This will help in avoiding making bad remarks that make no sense. Instead, I recommend a more open minded view of asking questions and receiving answers. Better decisions and opinions are formed on the framework of understanding.

It is my hope that these words change a behavior, not exaggerate it.