/sigh

I was hoping we'd not go the way of misunderstanding, but alas, here we are. Instead of making things worse for you, I'll simply apologize for any offense I have caused. I wonder if you really grasp the whole conversation, but I'm not really interested in educating you. I assume you can read, or, in absence of being able to do that, ask appropriate questions to address any misconceptions.

Fundamentally, I agree with your point. But I'm also not retarded, and do what I need to do to assure that sex is fun, and not a creative act. It's not something I take lightly. You don't know me, my situation, or anything resembling context. Don't assume that you do, not for my sake (because I know I'm right about my own life), but for yours. Please don't make yourself look rude or foolish at my expense. I offer you my friendship as someone who probably has a few things in common with you. I hope you take it, as I am a very good friend.

Thanks, respectfully,

Eric