Ho hum. Who would like to come clean my house?

And then, you can also write and update all of my squidoo lenses for today. Then check my facebook, give me a back massage, tidy my bedroom, do the b athroom, give me a spongebath, and cook me a nice dinner.

I'll even throw in the leftover pork chop that I baked out of laziness for dinner.

Any Takers?