I never had the poop issue (yet). But I sure have had that blasted GAS! (Farting) like crazy while trying to share your
feelings is hard to do.

Thank God they were the silent ones that didn't stink. Phew!
Could you imagine that? Letting out a whopper or two while sharing something really personal and serious?
I wonder if I would laugh.

What would she do? Trying to squeeze your butt cheeks and not make it noticeable is very uncomfortable and hard to manage.